me = pissed about it... guess I know what I'll be buying on payday ::sigh::
Anywho, my restless night reminded me of one of my good friends and her need/want of a security stick and how I too would like one.
So, I'm sure you're wondering what in the world a security stick is...
Some people have security blankets, actual ones and other things that make them feel safe, like a crusty ass one-eyed teddy bear they've had since child hood, or a blankey, I have one friend who sleeps with a bible under her pillow. Well a security stick would be that nice one between your man's legs, planted firmly against your back at night.
I know... go ahead and giggle, but it's true. Something about
log lump laying snugly behind you as you slumber just makes you sleep tight, and there's nothing that is really a good substitute.
Like my girl said "there's nothing going to bed with a dick on your back."